Life Came Out Of The Sea. That’s Why She’s A Beach.

If Life is a beach for Pete’s sake sit on a sandy one

Of course I am back home in France. I’ve been munching the molluscs, philandering with the fromages and crunching the crusts. I’m lost in an allegory of alimentary alliteration.  I tell everyone that I’m on a diet – well I am. It’s the French diet and it’s so easy that it’s gonna be the next Rockbuster. Before every meal you run upstairs and put on a beret and stripey jumper. The extra exercise compensates for those few additional calories. For best results you need to live in a lighthouse.

Oxytocin is the formula for love. You can.cook this up this at home! 

The diet only works if you take a vitamin D and serotonin supplement in the form of sunbathing. Charente-Maritime usually obliges with plenty of hot sun even at this time of year. The endless sandy beaches, the muscular young surfer dudes and dudettes put on a live show for us serious health freaks on the serotonin highway. As the sun shines through the top of the breaking waves you can feel the pulse of life all the way through to your oxytocins.  Oooh – it’s a real shudder in your rudder just to be alive here. 

This is my mo-man

You will have noted my intense interest in technical hormonal matters. Recently I’ve been involved in a secret project very much concerned with health consciousness. Today I am not able to reveal too much. I can’t resist a little tease. I took the hair cutting tools to my man and created a special Mohican style. I’ve called it the Mo-stash. Can you guess why?

Emma thinx:   Femme is fatale. Sistas get whiskas. 

We’re Loving It.Go Large!

Diagram of a Neuropeptide. Is it me or does it look like a sperm?

It’s official. Good Sex is good for you. A new study has shown that the neuropeptide, oxytocin – often dubbed the love or cuddle drug, can help to solve Anorexia Nervosa. 

Let me say that I have had issues with this problem in my family. It is an insidious and deep rooted struggle. It is an assault course of conflict, tears and constant vigilance. It breaks down trust and interpersonal values of openness. It is an issue of self esteem, peer pressure and an idealized image of perfection peddled by people who should know better. There is no cure in my view. You cannot cure a society of what it is. One’s best hope is to survive the different evolutions of society. As a Romance writer I take my share of the blame for creating beautiful heroines (never under size 12) and rugged ridged six packed heroes.

If indeed we are all helpless supplicants at the shrine of Endocrine – well, there it is! So be it! Relax, light a candle,sob
with passion through the Requiem for perfect earthly beauty. A careless finger trace of wind on a field of wheat was always gonna out-gun you anyway. Push the love sauce button and enjoy. Bon apetit and a big love cuddle to all those who ask for more – and more and more…….I’m loving it.

Emma Thinx: Sex – a sport where the pros long to turn amateur.