Just wait until I get these heels fitted to my chariot.(photo Independent)

Was Theresa May inspired to call a surprise election by President Erdogan of Turkey when he made his lunge for total power? Will France become a one party nationalist state led by a woman? Will Britain end up the same way? (We’re halfway there).

Guys – it’s not a beauty show – but if you’ve got it…

Oh yes, and a woman takes over at Scotland Yard. It’s all been predicted and now it’s happening.

Checkmate for a Yardbird

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Emma Thinx:  There’s nothing pretty about Pollytics.